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Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 15, 2008 11:51:32 GMT -5
The entrance ramp appears on the screen as "This is Extreme" begins to play and pyro begins to fire from the top of the stage signaling the start of the show.
Mike: Welcome to ECW on SciFi and I think it's safe to say that we have some excitement planed for tonight!
Taz: Yeah no kidding Adamle. How long it take you to come up with that line anyway two, three weeks or so? Every Tuesday here on SciFi you know we are going to take television to the Extreme!
As Taz finishes his lines almost as if by cue the sound of glass shattering is heard and is followed by Glass Shatters by Disturbed begins to play causing the in house crowd to stand and cheer wildly.
Mike: What is going on here partner? Steve Austin isn't on ECW, so why is he here tongith?
Taz: Hey who knows maybe Stone Cold decided to come wrestle for the #1 brand in sports entertainment!
Austin comes walking from behind the curtain and is wearing a pair of bluejeans, a pair of black boots, and a black Steve Austin shirt. Austin does his BMF walk down the ramp and thingys his head back and forth while talking to the crowds as he makes his way down toward the ring. Austin reaches the bottom of the ramp and climbs up onto the apron before stepping through the ropes and walking toward the nearest corner, he stands up on the second rope and holds his middle fingers in the air before hoping down and repeating this process on the other three ropes. He gets to mid ring and signals for a mic which the ring announcer tosses to him.
Austin: Now I know some people here in attendance and more people at home are sitting there thinkin to themselves "Well what is ol' Stone Cold Steve Austin doing here?"
Crowd: What!?
Austin: Well if you'll sit down and turn up your tv sets I'm going to tell you. Now I was sitting at my home in Victoria, Texas watchin some Tuesday Night ECW, and I just couldn't help but to fell a little taken back. ECW isn't extreme anymore but Stone Cold is here to see that it at least gets a double dose of whoop ass, so any of you mealy mouth bastards in the back want to come down here and be victim numbero uno for the returning rattlesnake go ahead and get on down here!
Taz: Wow, this is HUGE Adamle! Steve Austin is making his return and he has gone extreme, I have to say I haven't heard news this good in a long time.
Mike: My thoughts exactly partner, but what was that he was saying about ECW no longer being extreme? He obviously hasn't seen too many episodes because we are plenty extreme.
Taz: Yeah well you wouldn't be saying that if you had been here back in the day Adamle, compared to back then ECW is nowhere near extreme.
TBC?
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Post by William Regal on May 17, 2008 8:19:49 GMT -5
The camera cuts back to the stage. The Crowd is eagerly awaiting the appearance of Austin's first "Victim". Suddenly, "Watch Over You", By Alter Bridge, hits the Extreme Speakers. The ECW fans boo "extremely" loudly, as they know who accompanies this music. After a few moments, the GM of RAW, William Regal, walks out from behind the curtain wielding a microphone in his right hand whilst having his left hand behind his back, rather solemnly. He peers across the ECW crowd, screwing up his face at the rather "Grungy" fans. A Shiver crawls up across his spine, causing his body to shake slightly. He then waves his left hand toward the set, telling the staff to "turn off his music". He brings his hand back behind him. As the crowd quiets down, he brings the microphone up to his mouth slowly and begins to address the crowd.
Mike Adamle: "What is the GM of RAW doing out here Tazz? He has no business out here!"
Tazz: "For once i agree with you Mike, William Regal has no business here on ECW!"
William Regal: "Now Austin, you must be drunker then usual. You know you have signed with ECW, yet you appear to forget that fact. But, anyway, lets cut the small chatter shall we ol' chap?"
Tazz: "Is Regal trying to warm up to the Rattlesnake?"
William Regal: "Now, Mr. Austin, you must realize that you did not pick the winning team when you signed your ECW Contract...obviously you did this to "fool" these idiotic "Buggards"
The crowd booes heavily. Regal ignores this and talks over the top of them.
William Regal: "Now Austin, i have a new contract all drawn up for you so you may join RAW...all it needs is your signature ont he dotted line...what do you say chap? Come down to the back with me and we'll make this deal official shall we?"
Mike Adamle "I honestly hope Austin doesn't decide to take Regill up on his offer Tazz"
Tazz: "Well, i have no idea who Regill is, but, i do hope that Austin decides to stay here on ECW."
The camera spots Regal curling his lips slightly. It then cuts to Austin who "appears" to be in deep thought with hsi left hand stroking his chin. The crowd is eagerly awaiting the rattlesankes decision. TBC Austin
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Post by Armando Alejandro Estrada/Kane on May 18, 2008 8:20:27 GMT -5
Austin stares at Regal. Regal begins to talk to Austin, begging him to join RAw. Austin is about to announce his decision when he is disrupted by tribal drums going off. The crowd boo as Estrada walks down the ramp, dressed in a white suit.
Adamle: And here comes the Co-GM of the land of Extreme, Armando Alejandro Estrada!
Tazz: I think he has a few words for that snivelling little worm Regal.
Estrada gets into the ring and walks over to Regal, snatching his mic.
Estrada: Let me get this straight! You want Austin on Raw? You want him to go to Monday Nights? You must be as stupid as they say you are in the locker room because Austin has signed his contract. An ECW contract and, as far as i know, he cant terminate it so Austin stays on ECW!
Regal gets angrier and starts yelling at Estrada.
Tazz: It looks like Regal aint to happy about this Mike!
Mike: Why should he be happy? Austin has a legally binding contract singed to ECW! He is not going anywhere!
Regal: I think its up to Mr. Austin to decide! He comes to RAW, am i right Steve?
Estrada interupts him.
Estrada: Now William, You know i will allow you to have a say in what goes on in ECW, but the fact is i WONT allow you to steal talent from my roster. Now you can go quietly or i can make this a whole lot nastier than this needs to be!
Tazz: I wonder what our GM has up his sleeve?
Mike: Who knows with Estrada? Who does?
Regal stares at Estrada seething.
Regal: And what are you gonna do? You gonna sucker punch me? King hit me, take a little 'cheapie'?
Estrada smiles at Regal, almost amused.
Estrada: I wont do a thing, but the Current ECW champion, The 7 foot tall, 324 pound, Big Red Machine Kane might have a different opinion to me. Should i bring him out?
Regal steps back, scared.
Tazz: Regal is scared, and so he should be! not many people have come close to knocking of the ECW champion!
Adamle: Kane is a monster! I dont think Regal will be able to defend himself with the proverbial Brass Knuckles!
All of a sudden Slow Chemical by finger eleven blasts out of the speakers as pyros erupt from the stage. Out walks Kane with ECW title wrapped over his shoulder. Kane walks down the ramp, staring at Regal who is backing up slowly. Kane gets in the Ring and walks over to Regal and wraps a massive gloved hand around his throat. Kane lifts him up but is stopped by Austin.
Austin: Woah! Hold on just a minute there you psycho son of a pregnant dog! I have made a decision.
Austin drops the mic and raises his middle finger and shoves it in Estradas Face. Regal starts laughing, but Austin does the same to Regal.
Estrada: Well, who do you choose?
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Post by William Regal on May 18, 2008 8:33:02 GMT -5
((OOC: lol, i was on the ramp, but anyway...
And isn't Kane on RAW?))
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Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 18, 2008 9:48:19 GMT -5
Austin looks around at the other three men standing in the ring around him as a smirk slowly crosses his face. He then slowly raises his mic up to his lips and speaks.
Austin: When I came out here I wasn't lookin' for some sorry sum b**ch to come out here and offer me a contract.
Austin points at regal while saying this making Regal shake his head in disgust, the fans however eat it up.
Austin: But now I got two of them out here and they both want Ol' Stone Cold on their side.
Crowd: What!?
Austin: ON their team.
Crowd: What!?
Austin: With their brand.
Crowd: What!?
Austin lowers his mic once again and looks around at the other three who are now looking on impatiently as they await Austin's decision.
Taz: Well so much for a quick choice from Steve Austin. He has made up his mind sure but why is he dragging this out for so long?
Mike: It's simple partner, he wants to make the two competing General Managers sweat it out for as long as he possibly can. Besides that the fans really enjoy it.
Austin: Now like I said Stone Cold has made his decision so Regal why don't you get someone to fetch that RAW contract and bring it on down here.
Crowd: Boo! E C W....E C W....E C W...
Regal seems overjoyed as he tells a nearby ring tech to get the contract, AAA however looks to be on the brink of decking Austin but holds himself back, Kane just stares at Austin when finally the contract is to the ring and in Regal's hands.
Regal: You have made the right choice Austin, what a waste of your talent it would have been to stay in this...this cesspool! Now just sign here and it will be official.
Taz: Oh man this sucks! Steve Austin hasn't even been here a day and already he has chosen to go back over to RAW.
Mike: It sucks for sure but it's Austin's choice to make and I am sure somewhere down the line he will surely regret it.
Austin takes the contract and pulls the pen out of it before scribbling a little on the contract, he hands it back to Regal who is all smiles until reading the contract, he looks up at Austin just in time to see Austin kick him in the stomach, Austin then hits him with a Stone Cold Stunner. Regal grabs his neck as Austin picks up the clipboard and holds it up in the air, the camera pans in to see a two word sentence written "No Deal!" Austin then brings the contract down and rips it up before tossing the Clipboard back at Regal.
Mike: Austin is staying! All right this is terrific news Taz, and did you see that Stunner? That is a decleration of war if I have ever seen one.
Taz: Just goes to show you Adamle, don't get within striking distance of a rattlesnake unless you are ready to get bitten.
Austin walks over to the nearest corner and climbs up on the middle rope, he fans his hands toward him and two beers are chucked at him, he catches them and clashes them together before downing them both hurriedly, he then calls for three before he gets them and hops down from the corner, he tosses one to AAA and one to Kane, he then walks over to Regal opens the third one up and pours it all over him as the fans go nuts with ECW/Austin chants.
TBC?
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Post by Undertaker/Paul Heyman on May 19, 2008 2:01:45 GMT -5
(OOC: Kane is technically an enemy of ECW as he is a RAW superstar.)
Kane, Stone Cold and Armando Stand in the ring celebrating with their beers. Kane is as happy as he can be as He hates William Regal to the bone and wishes he could trade. But alas his contract is binding, so all he can do is thank Stone cold for the beer. Stone Cold Looks down at the Beer Covered General Manager of Raw and Laughs. Suddenly everyone averts their attention to the entrance ramp. "Don't Question My Heart" by Kyle Morrison Plays over the PA and the Lights dim as a single spot light appears on the entrance ramp. A rather large figure steps out of the curtains and is seen wearing a suit and almost bald. The Figure is recognized as Paul Heyman, Paul steps forward with his right foot then moves with his left. He gathers a motion of it and walks down the ramp, the spotlight following him wherever he moves. Paul smiles at the crowd and sticks his thumbs up at them. Most members of the crowd cheer for him PAUL........PAUL.............PAUL.......PAUL....... While others cheer for what he owns ECW.......ECW........ECW.........ECW...... Paul bends back a bit grabbing his stomach as he lets out a humorous chuckle. Paul takes it a step at a time walking up the steel steps until finally he reaches the middle of the ring ropes, on the outer side. Then as he goes too hop through the ropes Paul stops for a minute and just stands their tapping his foot.
Tazz Well gee I wonder why Mr Heyman is just standing their Mike.
Mike Gee I dunno Tazz but i would say he is waiting for somebody to open the ropes for him.
Mike is exactly right. Finally After a minute of silence, Armando finally after thinking real hard manages to realize what he needs to do. The Assistant General Manager, Armando Alejandro Estrada, walks over to his Boss and Pulls the ropes down so Heyman can Just Step over them. This is exactly what Paul does. He raises his legs and steps over then places his right foot back on the ground inside the ring. He does the same with his left foot until both feet are in the ring. Paul Heyman then just pats His assistant on the back and smiles at him. Paul walks over to Stone Cold and Gives him a pat on the back and laughs. Then he walks over a bit to William Regal's unconscious body and nudges him a bit with his foot. He leans back, grabs his stomach and chuckles loudly once more. Finally he reaches down and picks up the contract and the Raw Microphone in Regal's hands. Paul reads the contract and laughs. He puts it in his pocket so he can frame it in his office. Meanwhile he snaps the Clipboard in half and punches the mic as hard a he can so it breaks up into tiny shards. Paul then turns over to The Corner and picks up the ECW mic.
Tazz Well I wonder what he might say. Wait why don't you tell us Mike i mean you certainly know your stuff.
Mike I reckon he wants to congratulate Steve.
Paul Raises the Mic to his lips and looks around at the crowd before speaking.
Paul Mr. ECW General Manager is here. Now Whats that magnificent Man's name.
Paul Heyman!
Paul That is absolutely right. Now who do you reckon I want to thank.
Stone Cold Steve Austin! Stone Cold........Stone Cold.........
Paul That is Absolutely.....................Wrong.... No I want to thank ALL OF YOU GUYS. So whats the reason why.
Our Support.........Our Money.....Our Commitment...
Paul Well All of those reasons are correct but the most important is Your Support and Commitment. We do love your money but it is not as important as those two options. But now I say. Who Decided to chuck this party without inviting me.
Mike Well that was unexpected.
Tazz I agr.........
But before he can finish the lights dim out and dark blue mist starts swirling the arena. Finally Hells Bells plays over the PA and the crowd members scream. Shivers run up Heyman's spine. Finally Lightning flashes and the lights go off. Then they come back home showing The Deadman in the ring. The Undertaker and Kane advance on the ECW General Manager. Finally they Grab his neck each and lift him up. They hold him in the air for a bit. Then They slam him down. Taker and Kane high five each other.
Tazz What the hell is The Undertaker doing here.
Mike I dunno but i would hate to be on Raw as it looks like the Brothers Of Destruction have returned.
But as Taker turns around He finds himself being Kicked in the stomach but before he can do anything else Stone Cold Initiates the Stunner on him sending Taker down into the hard mat. Three men lay on the ground and only Armando, Kane and Steve remain.
Tazz I think this is the starting of A great Company feud. But it seems Smackdown has no trouble to worry about.
TBC by whoever
OOC: I didn't have permission for Stone Cold, Armando or Kane to be attacked only myself and myself. So they can decide what to do. PS if you can make it neither ECW or Raw survives
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Post by Armando Alejandro Estrada/Kane on May 19, 2008 2:29:26 GMT -5
Kane charges at Austin and big boots him, sending him to the mat. Kane picks him up, grabs him by the throat, lifts him up and, in one fluent motion, slams him to the mat hard with full momentum. Kane turns around only to have Estrada cheap shot him across the head with brass knuckles. Estrada is the last one standing as he climbs out the ring. He starts running up the ramp. All of a sudden a figure is seen charging at Estrada. the man dives, flings his shoulder out and drives it into ECW Assistant Gms stomach, sending him crashing to the steel ramp, knocking him out. Batista gets up and picks a lifeless Estrada up. Batista knees him in the midsection, places Estradas head between his knees, looks at the crowd, wraps his arms around Estrada waist and lifts him up. Batista falls forwards and extends his legs into a sitting position and slams Estrada down, back first into the ramp. Batista gets up and stares at the carnage.
On the Titantron a Blue message is Displayed.
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Post by William Regal on May 19, 2008 3:34:57 GMT -5
As Batista stands in the ring the last man standing, he eys the crowd, gaining booes and cheers in the process. The camera then spots the Alcohol covered General Manager of RAW, William Regal (rather groggily) getting to his feet. Regal's feet ample and his knees almost give out on him, he lunges for the ropes with both arms extended, just managing to save himself from unceremoniously falling down again. He then sees the message on the Titantron, his face changes from relieved to utter shock, he slowly turns around to see Batista standing in the centre of the ring. Batista hasn't seen Regal yet, so Regal attempts to get out of the ring before he is seen. He manages to get one foot over the middle rope but before he can get the other foot over, he slips and lands back onto the canvas with a hearble impact. Batista turns his head quickly, in a 45 degree angle, to spot the RAW General Manager mainly on his back. Batista walks over to the RAW GM solemnly, the crowd cheers "Kick his ass!" constantly. Batista grabs onto Regals Coat with one titghtly-gripped hand, and, using all his arm strength, wrenches his arm up to pull the GM onto his feet. Regal spots batista, and frantically waves his arms side-to-side whilst backing off. Batista's expression changes to a smile, and he raises both his arms up with his thumbs up. Regal sees this and stops frantically waving about and smiles also...but only for a second. Batista's thumbs curl down and his expression changes to Anger. Batista then charges at the Bewildered GM, he then lowers his body enough to drive his right shoulder into the gut of regal, this impact propels Regal through the Middle and Top Ropes. Regal hits the outisde mat with a big thud. The crowd cheers. The camera then cuts to Batsitas face, which has an evil scowl across it.
Tazz: "Its ture what they say, the beast has been UNLEASHED!" TBC or EoT
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