Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 19, 2008 18:39:58 GMT -5
Open Scene
Two chairs are seen in a plain looking room with a big WWE symbol in the background, in one chair is Byte This host Tod Grisham wearing a plain black suite, in the other chair sits ECW superstar Steve Austin who is wearing bluejeans, and a ECFnW T shirt.
Todd: Welcome to another edition of WWE byte this, on todays broadcast we have the man who many believe fired the first shot in what can only be described as a all out war between Raw, Smackdown, and ECW when he put General Manager of RAW William Regal in the Stone Cold Stunner. Firstly Steve I have to ask, why? Why did you attack General Manager Regal? I mean all he was trying to do was recruit you to RAW, no harm in that is there?
Steve: You want to know why I stunned that British piece of garbage William Regal?
Todd: Yes, and I don't think I am alone. I think the entire world wants to know why.
Steve: "You" are asking Stone Cold why he stunned William Regal? Why he dropped him on that stack of dimes he calls a neck? Why I knocked that sum' b**ch out and then proceeded to empty a Steveweiser on him? Well thats real simple boy, he pissed me off and thats not something you should ever do.
Todd: Ok well that takes care of that. Now it would have seemed that all was well and then The Undertaker came and attacked General Manager of ECW Paul Heyman causing things to escalate pretty quickly, you think it's going to end there or can we expect to see more acts of violence from you, or even any of the other men involved?
Steve: Not only do I expect it but I all but plan on it! I'm going to open up a five gallon jar of whoop ass and spread it around, Stone Cold is going to lay every sorry SOB who gets in his way out, I don't care if it's Kane, I don't care if it's Batista, I don't care if it's Taker, Regal, Heyman, Astrada, hell Todd I don't even care if it's you! If you get in my way no doubt about it I am going to make d**n well sure you don't stay long...and thats all I got to say about that!
Todd: Fair enough, now we are about out of time here Stone Cold, is there anything you would like to say to the people watching this broadcast?
Stone Cold gets to his feet and Todd follows closely behind, Austin then turns his gaze toward the camera as it pans in slowly until only Austin's face is in view.
Steven: Yeah, I want to warn anyone and everyone that a pissed off Rattlesnake is not something you want to mess around with, and thats the bottom line...cause Stone Cold said so!
The scene fades as Austin flips off the camera.
EoT
(OOC: Got bored, decided to do a webcast lol, but yeah comments welcomed)
