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Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 24, 2008 23:08:27 GMT -5
Open Scene Paul Heyman is seen sitting at his desk relaxing in his desk chair, without warning a loud knock is heard at the door making Paul jump a little as if he was not expecting anyone. Heyman starts to say come in when the door flies open and Steve Austin is standing there wearing a pair of bluejeans, black boots, and a "Extreme 3:16" T-Shirt.Heyman: Oh it's you...what do you want Austin?Steve: I want you to sit in your little chair, shut your little mouth, and open your d**n ears! Now I have a problem Heyman, a Big Red Problem, I don't know who Kane thinks he is coming onto ECW during my ring time and proceeding to chokeslam me...straight to hell! I don't care what string you have to pull but I want that Big Red SOB in a ring, I don't care if it's on RAW, on ECW, or even on that sorry excuse for a show Smackdown!Paul: Come on isn't that a bit harsh, Smackdown is o...Austin: My god Heyman are you spineless!? I didn't come in here to talk about Smackdown I came here to talk about stomping a mud hole in Kane and walkin it dry! Now are you going to give me a match or am I going to just have to go to RAW and kick his ass for free!?TBC |
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Post by Undertaker/Paul Heyman on May 24, 2008 23:48:35 GMT -5
Paul sits in his chair and gazes Directly at Stone Cold Steve Austin. Heyman Leans back a bit and starts a slow rock on his chair. Finally Heyman stops the rocking as an idea pops to his head. Stone Cold sits their unimpressed at his childish General Manager. Finally Austin has had enough and stands from his chair.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
You had better tell me right now. Because if you waste another second I am going to kick your ass.
Paul just sits there in front of Steve Smiling at him. But then he decides to get into business and do what he needs to do.
Paul Heyman
Hey hey, Don't be like that, I'm just a little sad as I really want ECW to be the best. But so far after what happened On ECW the other night. Well it seems like Smackdown is the best.
Steve shakes his head at Paul and mutters something. " You Sorry Excuse for a General Manager"
Paul Heyman
Man I Heard that. You'd better watch your mouth because I was going to favor you but after that it looks like you won't be having a happy time next time. For Next Time on ECW, Not Tonight Maybe not Next Week but Certainly soon, You Will Be Facing The Big Red Machine, Kane. In a Hell In A Cell Match. But The only way to win is Make your opponent Bleed.But their is a catch to this. I think it would be easy to make somebody bleed in a Hell In A Cell Match. So As a result, All Weapons from under the ring will be removed. And The Cell Is Set Ablaze with fire. As We all know Fire Prevents blood, You can only win by using your bare fists or your surroundings. But I will be nice........On The Top of The Cell There Will Be No Flames. But there will also be a 40ft Ladder Welded Into the Cell. If You and Kane were on the same show then it would be a Title Match. And too win the title you must make your opponent Bleed, then you must Collect the Title Hanging in the air 45 feet above the Cell. So you must Jump 5ft to grab onto the Title which is connected by Rope which can easily Untie and swing about. This Match is going to be called The Cell Of Extreme Madness.
Steve sits in his chair just Gazing at Paul his mouth wide open in astonishment.
Stone Cold
You Think you can scare me with a match like that. Well I got news for you. I am going to win it. But I would like to add something. The Winner of this match becomes the Number 1 Contender for The Main Title on that Show. While The Loser is succumbed to Either Being Stripped of their Title, or better yet If they win a title or Become a No.1 Contender then immediately it is removed from them.
Paul
ABSOLUTELY NOT! I say what I say and that idea is Stupid. So Just for that. In your match, not every match of this type. There will be 2 Lumberjacks outside the Ring and 2 Lumber Jacks outside the Cell. Those Lumber Jacks can be The First Four People to make it too the Ring. Plus there will be a Mystery Special Ref. And that Mystery Ref is going to Be The Big Red Machines Tag Team Partner. And his Brother. THE UNDERTAKE!!!! How do you feel about that.
TBC By anyone
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Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 25, 2008 0:01:29 GMT -5
Austin: It doesn't matter if you bring the entire roster from all three companies out to the ring, the fact still remains I get Kane in a ring, is that correct?
Austin places his hands on the desk and hunches forward while staring Heyman down.
Paul: Well yeah.
Austin smiles to himself before removing his hands from Heyman's desk and sinking back down into his chair, he then kicks his feet up on Heyman's desk and folds his hands together.
Austin: And as far as Taker goes I don't give a d**n about him, I know he is Kane's partner but make no mistake about it if that big dead son of a b**ch tries to screw me over in any way there will be hell to pay in the form of the most epic ass beating in the history of ECW...and thats the bottom line....because Stone Cold said so!
TBC?
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Batista
Smackdown Superstar 
THE BEAST HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!
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Post by Batista on May 25, 2008 0:06:39 GMT -5
As Austin is geting ready to leave Batista comes in with his The BEast Unleashed shirt and Bisness pants on.
Batista:Hey Heymen im here to.
Batista than notices Stone Cold Steve Austin
Batista:Well well Well if it isn,t the Texas Ratle snake stone cold Steve austin.
TBCB:Stone cold
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Post by Steve Austin/Mr. Bischoff on May 25, 2008 0:18:32 GMT -5
Heyman looks on nervously thinking to himself getting in between these two men if anything were to happen would be bad. Austin slowly stands from his chair and turns to face "The Beast" he and Batista share a tense stare down before Austin finally breaks the silence.
Austin: What!?
Batista: Yeah, real funny Austin.
Austin: Well hell yeah it's "The Texas Rattlesnake!" So Big Man...what brings you to this neck of the woods, I would say that you are a little far from home, this is ECW territory you know?
Heyman: You know Batista, Steve brings up an interesting point. What "are" you doing here?
TBC
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Batista
Smackdown Superstar
THE BEAST HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!
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Post by Batista on May 25, 2008 0:24:46 GMT -5
Batista laughs
BAtista:Just hear me out steve I hear your haveing a litte spat with Kane soon and I know Undertaker will most likely try and screw you out of the title and give his half brother the title
Batista goes over to Haymen
Batista:I know this isn,t my terotoriy but let me deal with Taker so Austin here has a fair shot at the #1 Contender spot her on ECW.
TBCB:Stone cold and Haymen
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Post by Undertaker/Paul Heyman on May 25, 2008 0:34:13 GMT -5
(OOC: The Match Isn't For A Title.)
Heyman glares at Batista.
Heyman
You Don't Seem To Understand Do You. You Are A Long Way Away from Your safe spot. For Although You emerged victorious and the last one surviving. You Made Powerful Enemies. But not only this. Where In The Hell Of It did I Say This Match Was For A Title. But OK we shall have it your way. In The Cell of Extreme Madness the Lumber Jacks will be the same. As well as all the other Stipulations. Only..... There will be Two Special Referees. One Associated on the inside and One On The Outside. The Person Who Gets their first will be locked on the inside. Now these Special Referees are The Undertaker and Batista.
Paul Smiles. Finally he stands up from his big black and comfortable chair, he looks at everybody in his office
Batista
Fine Have it Your Way. But I Assure you. I will make it their first.
Stone Cold
Two Refs, Man this Match is going to be Easy as.
Heyman
Well if you guys have anything else to say, say it now or leave.
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